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7 things that are wrong with professional porn from a girl’s POV.

Ok, I really meant to keep this to myself but it’s gotten to the point where I have to critically watch porn every time I get around to it. Trust me, “critically” and “porn” are two words I never thought I ‘d put together in one sentence. So here, I’ll share; I can’t possibly be the only one who’s noticed all of this:

  1. The Broken Jerk Off – I see this happen WAY too often, and I’m sure you’ve noticed it too. This usually takes place when a girl is jacking off a man and as soon as she sees him cumming, she stops stroking before he is a quarter way done. For the love of God, keep stroking!!!! When his magic juice comes out , your job is to continue milking him for about 15 seconds until he lets out a heavy sigh, that’s your sign right there that he is done. Don’t just stop in the middle of his orgasm, that’s the worst thing you can do to a man. It’s simple cock science.
  2. The Twister Effect – Do you really believe that doing a twister hand move on his shaft is going to bring a man more pleasure? Well think again because when I see a guy masturbating, I don’t see him do the twister effect. That should give you a hint. Try sticking to the standard up and down hand movement while teasing his frenulum, it works every time.
  3. Fuck Yeah! – I approve of dirty talk and I encourage it as long it is done with taste and class. If I hear the “Fuck Yeah” one more time, I think I’ll get my clitoris cut off. Not only does it sound fake, but it also sounds more idiotic than the “ROFLMAO” trend.
  4. The Speedy Handjob – Another thing that bothers me is when I see porn stars jerking off their on screen partners at 150 mph. Your hand is not a speeding car, and his dick is certainly not a washing machine at the end of its cycle. Is it an orgasm you want him to have, or are you trying to set his cock on fire?

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