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The 10 Drunk People You Don’t Want To Meet At The Bar

You probably despise them when you bump into one on a night out, but they are a bountiful source of entertainment.  Only if you like making fun of other people’s misfortunes, that is.  These 10 social trainwrecks ensure your night out is anything but dull.  The 10 people you don’t want to meet at the bar make you feel that much better about yourself.  Maybe you’re being paid $11 an hour and wrote a bad check to the liquor store so that you have enough Popov for the weekend, but hey, at least you aren’t one of these douchetastic species.

1. The Friend of the Bartender

This guy saunters past the line, gives the bouncer a fist bump and makes a beeline to the bar to say a booming hello to his buddy the bartender.  He laughs loudly and grabs the remote brazenly to do a “I know the bartender here” channel change.  He talks loud enough for everyone in the bar to know that he, is the bartenders friend.  He is important.  He gets 10% off of draft beers.  And he can change the channel himself.  Because he’s friends with the bartender.

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