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Bonus Veronica Saint photoshoot video:

“Hey Space Lamp, wanna live inside my Earth House?”

My sperm is faster than a Peruvian jaguar; yours is too.

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So much has been said about Hunter S. Thompson, self-prescribed gonzo journalist and professional cosmonaut, but he explained himself the best.

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See what the show would have been like before Disney owned ABC.

Bottoms Up is Exactly What You Think [COED]

Guidettes are Sexier Than You Think [Uncoached]

The Secret of Happiness: Thinking Fast [Neatorama]

Top Ten Amateur Sex in Stockings Videos [Fleshbot]

Gone With the Wind… With Vampires [Topless Robot]

Introducing the Premature Ejaculation Daredevil [Cracked]

A Journey Into Why Batman Bitchslaps Robin [NextRound]

The 15 Funniest Animal Fails of All Time [Super Tremendous]

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I find the Music Vest to be perfect when just hanging around.

The MPAA should enforce a law that makes it mandatory for every future DVD release to fall into one (or both) of these classic movie categories. I say both.